It happens every year: the zombies take over Toronto!
“The Walking Dead. Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus.” – Urban Dictionary
“Zombie” definition extracts from the Urban Dictionary:
“A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.”
“The rotting bodies of the undead operate on a fraction of the level at which our bodies normally function. Circulatory, respiratory, and digestive systems are unaffected by reanimation.”
“The only observable action a zombie takes part in is killing living creatures, especially humans, and eating them. Many theories and speculations surround this disturbing behavior.”
“One explanation offers that the walking dead are the incarnation of death itself, a mockery of life that uses the vessels of the living to carry out their dark intentions, they are the opposite of life and are driven to simply undo it.”
“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.” – Urban Dictionary